The Schools of Magic, From Worst to Best, As Ranked by Jakrin Zendai

9. Chronomancy
"You know what time it is? Time to get the fuck out of here, 'Zeltan'."

8. Illusion
"Mostly because I'm not very good at it."

7. Necromancy
"Kind of creeps me out."

6. Evocation
"Yes, yes, Fireball. We know."

5. Abjuration
"Solid, if somewhat dull."

4. Enchantment
"Mostly because I just love Suggestion. One of my top five favourite spells."

3. Divination
"Mom's favourite, so it gets top 3 status based on that. Hi Mom!"

2. Conjuration
"Zip around the battlefield! Summon extraplanar spirits! Teleport across the world! Pull a rabbit from your hat! Conjuration is fantastic. Delfan says it is the best, but he is wrong because the best is..."

1. Transmutation
"Take the very building blocks of creation and mold them to your purpose. Fix the broken. Pull Art out of a pile of rubbish. (Also lets you turn into a badger, which is much more fun than I expected.)"