Octavia v. Zuggtmoy

OBERON: Next up, we have a real treat for you all. The Lady of the Thinning Veil, Second Princess of Autumn but first of our hearts, Octavia! And her opponent, the Demon Queen of Fungi herself, Zuggtmoy! Watch the spores, folks! Let's go!

ZUGGTMOY

Little princess. Here to sing? Come and taste all the horrors that I bring. Autumn leaves... fuel decay. Every single thing you've ever loved rots away.

All the minds? They'll be mine. All I need are my spores and some time. Foolish fey... I love the most "Immortal" only means an everlasting host.

OCTAVIA

Spores and rot - do you have anything nice? Here, let me serve you up a little pumpkin spice. Yo, the Thinning Vale here to represent Autumn, I step to the mic and the leaves start fallin'

Mushroomy, all gloomy, no you can't step to me. I'm a lyrical wall, and you can't get through me. Time to chop you up fine, and serve you up fried With a big scoop of Jubliex pudding on the side.

ZUGGTMOY

Life is struggle. Demands a toll. Sway and sigh to the the rhythm of control. Choice and freedom? So confusing. Join the network of the fungi, ever fusing.

All your striving... comes to not. I will take you and you'll revel in the rot. That is all. No more time. This is done, roll your save, then you're mine.

Zuggtmoy releases a cloud of spores. Octavia laughs as a cold autumn breeze billows around her.

OCTAVIA

Charm me? Oh please, my Charisma's off the charts You can find me in the garden, building life, winning hearts. It seems that you need a little year-end rage Hey Orla, it's time! Step up onto the stage!

The spotlight swings over to the Autumn Court table, illuminating Orla.

ORLA: Damn it Octavia, I said NO! OCTAVIA: Aw Orla, come on! Have a little fun! All the best rap battles have a surprise guest star! ORLA: This is not fun, it's stupid. OBERON: Boooooooooooo ORLA: Oh, grow up Oberon!

OCTAVIA

Nevermind, that's fine, I'll just solo this fight Prin-cess Number Two's number one on the mic. You never stood a chance, little mushroom-pie So slither on home to your lair and cry.